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There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and entertain you in the end.
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mnozil-brass-lonley-boy 

BTW, ASUS WebStorage's offer of 2 gigs of back-up space in their cloud is still on.  Not only is it good for you to have an off-site back-up of your files, your trying the service will also help Cybersalt quailfy for more space to back up our stuff!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Foreign Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck, there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What on earth did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

One-liner #0835

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."
- Bill Cosby

Ballet Audition

There was once a beautiful fairy who yearned to be a ballet dancer. When she heard that the Royal Ballet was holding auditions in a nearby town, she harnessed 100 white pigeons to her chariot and flew to the theater.

The director took one look at the fairy's spectacular entrance and told her to go away. "But why?" she wailed.

"Because we've got enough pigeon-towed dancers in the company already.

Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."
- Tom Robbins

Motivation

The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers.

Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the slogans, he said, "It worked too well: the bookkeeper skipped with $20,000; the chief clerk eloped with the best secretary I've ever had; three salesmen asked for raises; and the workers in the factory joined the union and are out on strike."