Issue #3850


Cybersalt News

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days!

There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen!  You can watch "Bluegrass Birdy" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bluegrass-birdy 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Senate Comeback

50 percentA member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

All the other Senators pleaded to the angry member that he withdraw his statement or be removed from the remainder of the session.

After a long pause, the angry member accepted.

"Ok" he said, "I withdraw what I said.

Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual."



Here is today's CleanPun

Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native?

Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."
- Abraham Lincoln


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Terror Cells in Church

grenadeLatest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ, to return.

NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!

(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)

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