Cybersalt News

Yesterday was groundhog day.  I bet they don't really appreciate being woken up and all the handling and attention they get.  Here's on that isn't going to take any more for sure:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/forget-groundhog-day 

There are 5 new updated funny picture pages on the Cybersalt site today.  The first one is "Walrus Head on Man" and after that you will find the rest by clicking "Next" (or use the links in the right hand column).
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/walrus-head-on-man

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. 

Passed Note

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.

The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:

"Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

One-liner #0821

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
- Mitch Hedberg

Brown Paper

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" he asks.

"What's he look like?" asks one shoddy-looking cowboy.

"Well", replies the Sheriff, "he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?" asks the same cowboy.

"Rustlin'."

Quote #1270

"A hypocrite is someone who complains that there is too much sex and violence on his DVD."

Possessions, Wealth

Two elderly gentlemen met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies.

The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the other, "How much did he leave?"

The other old fellow replied, "All of it."