Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thing since hangnails and tight shoes.  Having said that, I've got something else in place now that is working great.  I think you will notice the featured Cybersalt pages coming up very quickly.

Speaking of which, I've updated one funny car picture to the site today and I am pretty sure the ones from a few days ago will be available to everyone now as you click "next" on each page.  You'll find "Car Theft Rates Frozen" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-theft-rates-frozen 

Finally, I'm pretty excited to be attending Victoria's version of "Google Adsense in Your City" today. With free food, refreshments, presentations and a one to one sit down consult reviewing the Cybersalt site, I am hoping to be the "oooooo" in Google.  If they don't offer to buy my the site for a googajillian dollars, I'll tell you more about it tomorrow.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

* And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity leg hair contest.

* I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.

Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."
- William James

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it."

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom."

"Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."