Issue #3809


Cybersalt News

Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.
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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Christmas Goober Alternatives


If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober.htm

*Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone A Goober*

- A couple of slates short of a full roof.

- A few pies short of a holiday.

- A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.

- All wax and no wick.

- Batteries not included.

- Bright as Alaska in December.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Got his brains as a stocking filler.

- Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

- Several nuts over fruitcake minimum.

- A few presents short of a full sleigh.

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0784

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."



Here is today's CleanPun

German Barber

Q. How should you greet a German barber?

A. "Herr Dresser."

(Bob Phillips)


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1237

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
- Douglas Adams


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Meaning of Christmas

christmasmangerA few years ago, several churches in my town decided to celebrate the birth of Christ by putting on an interactive reenactment of Joseph and Mary's Journey to Bethlehem in one of our local parks.

With three of my children, then ages 7, 5, and 3, I joined a small group of modern day visitors who were escorted through the park by costumed locals playing first century Jews. I knew my oldest two children were familiar with the story of Jesus' birth, but I wasn't sure how much Christopher, my three year old, understood. He has PDD, NOS, a form of autism, and his language skills were significantly delayed.

We were in one family's tent when a Roman soldier told us that we must all go to our home cities to be counted. Michael, my 5-year-old, was very frightened, but Christopher, my three year old, grabbed my arm and said, 'It's okay, Mommy.'

We quickly left for Bethlehem with our Jewish hosts, and along the way, we met shepherds and angels who told us the Nativity story. We eventually arrived at the manger, marveling at Mary, Joseph, and the newborn Jesus surrounded by cows, sheep, and other barnyard animals. After a local pastor led us in some Christmas carols, we reflected on the scene before us with reverential awe. I was amazed that even Christopher seemed to grasp the meaning of the display.

Then, just before the pastor issued an altar call, my darling 3-year-old chose to sing a song of his own:

'Old Macdonald had a farm . . .'

- Kathy Bennett


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