Cybersalt News

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked.  Here's why:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Christmas Riches

Rick, my husband, and I had a hectic holiday schedule encompassing careers, teenagers, shopping, and all the required doings of the season.

Running out of time, I got the stationer to print our signature on our Christmas cards, instead of signing each one.

Soon we started getting cards from friends signed "The Modest Morrisons," "The Clever Clarks," and "The Successful Smiths."

Then it hit me.

I had mailed out a hundred cards neatly imprinted with "Happy Holidays from the Rich Armstrongs."

One-liner #0781

"I intend to live forever; so far, so good."

Mall Santas

I am terrified of the Santa at the mall where I work.

Our company psychiatrist met with me and has discovered I am Claustrophobic.

Quote #1234

"God isn't looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people."

Celebrating The Birth

Two women who were having lunch in an elegant hotel were approached by a mutual friend who asked the occasion for the meal.

One lady replied, "We are celebrating the birth of my baby boy."

"But where is he?" inquired the friend.

"Oh," said the mother, "you didn't think I'd bring him, did you?"

What a picture of the way the world treats Jesus at Christmas.