Issue #3804

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

Today's featured page on the Cybersaltsite is Jeff Larson's "Good Christmas Gifts" cartoon at:
www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/good-christmas-gifts-cartoon

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

End of Mayan Calendar

mayan calender Several thousand years ago...

Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!"

Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012"

Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then. I would have carried on on this stone but I ran out of room."

Mayan two: "Fair enough. Hey, imagine if people thought that the world was gonna end because you couldn't find a bigger stone."

Mayan one: "Yeah, but you'd have to be pretty stupid to think that wouldn't you?"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0779

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem."

Here is today's CleanPun

Christmas Present

Christmastime is a season when many people are more interested in the present than the past.

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1232

"What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficulty, and every difficulty has an opportunity."
- J. Sidlow Baxter

Here is today's Illustration

Charity

Dewey collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.

Dewey thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3804 - December 4, 2011