Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Here is the Cybersaltish news for today.

It's that time of the year to bump the Funny Christmas Pictures link higher up on the menu tree.  To start viewing all the pictures in this collection, go to "Crustacean Tree" and keep clicking next.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/crustracean-tree

Hot on the heals of the Random Jokes Page being re-activated, the Random Quote Page is back online now too.  You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/random-quote

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Coffee Delay

In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee.

Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the coffee so it would cool down more quickly and I could drink it faster.

I sat there at the pick-up window for a few minutes, wondering where they had to go to get my coffee, when a frustrated teenager finally came up and said, "I'm sorry for the delay, but the ice you wanted in your coffee keeps melting!"

One-liner #0776

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends."

Full Empty Room

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?

There's not a single person in it.

Quote #1229

"Promises are like babies: Fun to make but hard to deliver."

Dog's Life Complaint

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.

"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."