Issue #3797


Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and November 13th.  You'll find them at:
www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/messages

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


Here is today's CleanLaugh

How Does This Work?

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time.

He decided to play the slots. Since he wasn't sure how to play a slot machine, he called an attendant over.

"Excuse me," Bob said. "How does this work?"

The worker showed him how to insert a bill, hit the spin button and pull the handle.

"And where does the money come out?" Bob asked.

The casino employee smiled and pointed to a far wall. "The ATM is over there."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0772

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."


Here is today's CleanPun

Salary Increase

Our boss told us that she is planning a salary raise.

One of the guys asked, "When does it become effective?"

The boss answered, "As soon as you do."


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1225

"Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat."
- E. Merrill Root


Here is today's Illustration

Move Your Mind Forward

Whatever you dwell upon in your mind, you give power to. So of course it makes sense to focus on what you want rather than what you don't want. Yet there are many ways in which the things you don't want can sneak into your thinking.

Worry and doubt focus your thinking on what you don't want. Rather than worrying about the bad things that might happen, direct your actions toward making positive things happen.

Complaining can also get your mind sidetracked into thinking about what you don't want. What do you complain about? The things you don't like. Rather than complaining, take action. Action moves you toward what you do want.

Anger is one more way to get your thinking negatively directed. Rather than getting angry about what you don't like, use that energy to give you determination for what you want to achieve.

Keep your mind positively focused on the good things that life can offer. Those things will grow stronger and more abundant in your world.

- Author Unknown

"Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
- Philippians 4:8


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