Issue #3788


Cybersalt News

This being Remembrance Day / Veterans Day, I invite you to revisit the wonderful video "Pittence of Time" at:
www.cybersalt.org/totally-tim/remembrance-day-veterans-day

Otherwise, there is only one updated page on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Car Shark" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-shark

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Three-Sixty 727

The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft).

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know It costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?

Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0761

"Some parents have a hard time deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives."
- Don McElroy


Here is today's CleanPun

Hitch Hiking Tax

The government has announced it is going to start taxing hitch hiking.

On your next annual return you will notice this on the "Thumb Tax" line.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1214

"Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight."


Here is today's Illustration

Love vs. Obligation

A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very special people: your family.

Money, of course, can build a charming house, but only love can furnish it with a feeling of home.

Duty can pack an adequate sack lunch, but love may decide to tuck a little love note inside.

Money can provide a television set, but love controls it and cares enough to say no and take the guff that comes with it.

Obligation sends the children to bed on time, but love tucks the covers in around their necks and passes out kisses and hugs (even to teenagers!).

Obligation can cook a meal, but love embellishes the table with a potted ivy trailing around slender candles.

Duty writes many letters, but love tucks a joke or a picture or a fresh stick of gum inside.

Compulsion keeps a sparkling house. But love and prayer stand a better chance of producing a happy family.

Duty gets offended quickly if it isn't appreciated. But love learns to laugh a lot and to work for the sheer joy of doing it.

Obligation can pour a glass of milk, but quite often love will add a little chocolate.
- Author Unknown


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