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HBTM!

Today there are a bunch more funny signs moved over to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Unattended Children" and keep clicking from there.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/unattended-children

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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

The Student Mind During Final Exams

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams

10% The prof. never covered this section!

10% Actual knowledge on the subject.

10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute!

10% I knew I should have read the book!

10% Soon this will all be behind me!

10% I hope the curve is really low!

10% PANIC ZONE!

10% Prayers for a flood, fire, tornado, hurricane, earthquake, etc...

10% Eeny, meeny, miny moe...

10% Summer break!

One-liner #0754

"There are two things I hate: Racists and the Portugese."
- Dave Cook 

Breakfast Choices

Pancakes or French Toast: I waffle.

Quote #1207

"Actions speak louder then words, So believe what you see and forget what you heard."

I Need

I need a strength to keep me true
And starlight in everything I do;
I need power to keep me strong
When I am tempted to do wrong;

I need grace to keep me pure
When passion tries its deadly lure;
I need a love to keep me sweet
When hardness and mistrust I meet;

I need an arm to be my stay
When dark with trouble grows my day;
And naught on earth can these afford,
But all is found in Christ my Lord.
- Theodore Horton