Issue #3776


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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

What do you get when you mix a mariachi band and a beluga whale? If your answer is "a picnic" you need counselling. The rest of you can enjoy the newest entry in the funblog at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mariachi-beluga

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Mad Cow Conversation

Two cows are conversing in a field.

The first one says to the other, "Have you heard about this 'mad cow disease' that is going around?"

The second cow responds, "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it; I'm an airplane!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0749

"Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on."


Here is today's CleanPun

Appointment Delay

Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale.

"I need to get your weight today," said the nurse.

Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt replied, "One hour and 45 minutes!"
(My Stacy)


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1202

"Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel."
- John Quintan


Here is today's Illustration

Lessons from Trees

"Lessons From Trees"

It's important to have roots.

In today's complex world, it pays to branch out.

If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb.

Be flexible so you don't break when a harsh wind blows.

Sometimes you have to shed your old bark in order to grow.

If you want to maintain accurate records, keep a log.

It's okay to be a late bloomer.

Avoid people who would like to cut you down.

As you approach the autumn of your life, you will show your true colors. You could be Brilliant!

In other words "bloom where you are planted and make the best of what you've got."


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