Issue #3758


Cybersalt News

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:
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Here is today's CleanLaugh

New Neighbor

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door.

"Hey Dad, announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?"

"No."

"Come on Dad, you have to meet them."

"Some other time; I'm busy."

"Dad, you have to meet them now."

From the urgency in Billy's voice, I assumed the neighbors were waiting outside. I set aside my project and went to the front of the house. No one was there.

"Where are they?" I asked.

"Well, Dad," he explained, "we haven't met them yet either, but our baseball is in their living room!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0731

"It must be unbearably distracting to talk to young people if your name is Like."


Here is today's CleanPun

Happy Birthday Bill

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old."

By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birthday."

 


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1184

"An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult."


Here is today's Illustration

Slanderous Statements

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.

"Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer.

The witness hesitated.

"But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested.

"Then," said the attorney, "just whisper them to the judge."

 


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