Issue #3756
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Realistic Fishing Proverb
Give a man a fish and he will eat all day.
Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot and stand waist-deep in cold water so he can try to outsmart a fish.
Average cost per fish: $395.68
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0729
Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?
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Here is today's CleanPun
Dampen The Mood
Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1182
"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road."
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Here is today's Illustration
Doctor's Bill
A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains.
"You'll just have to learn to live it," he said.
When she got her bill for $90, she sent it back, with the notation, "You'll just have to learn to live without it!"
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