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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 65th birthday to my Dad!

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Some say "pendulums" but I say "pendula." Either way, you can enjoy "Pendulum Wave" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/pendulum-waves

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Key West Tourists

I was a salesman and always wore a shirt and tie which made me stand out in Key West. Tourists would walk up to me and ask me what to do at night.

I would tell them that people gather at "Mallory Square" to watch the sunset. There are street performers and very interesting sights but most go there just to watch the sunset.

They would reply, "How often is that?"

One-liner #0723

"If a double dip recession is so bad, why does it sound so delicious?"

Low-Fat Diet

"Last year I went on a low-fat diet and now I'm overweight from the waist down."
- Walter McLaren

Quote #1175

"The Word of God has a supernatural edge with which a million-dollar budget can never compete."
- Joseph Stowell

Every Day

"Every Day"

Every day I need you Lord
But this day especially,
I need some extra strength
To face what ever is to be.

This day more than any day
I need to feel you near,
To fortify my courage
And to overcome my fear.

By myself, I cannot meet
The challenge of the hour,
There are times when humans help,
But we need a higher power

To assist us bear what must be borne,
and so dear Lord, I pray -
Hold on to my trembling hand
And be near me today.
- Author Unknown