Cybersalt News

There is a new entry in the Simply Susan blog today.  It's one of those stories – strange, yet true. You can read "Bang!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/simply-susan/bang

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Old vs Young Employees" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/old-vs-young-employees

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Community Newspaper

Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community paper. I asked one old-timer about it.

He replied, "We all know what everybody else is doing, but we like to read the paper anyway to see who's been caught at it."

One-liner #0717

"The closest to perfection anyone ever comes is when he or she fills out a job application form."

Vegetable Soup

Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth.

He called the waitress over and said, "The tablecloth is all wet. The bowl must be cracked."

The waitress said, "You ordered vegetable soup, didn't you?"

"Yes."

"Maybe it has a leek in it!"

Quote #1169

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.
- CS Lewis

Friendly Fish Competition

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant Marlin that was larger & heavier than he was.

On the way to the cleaning shed he ran into a buddy who had maybe a dozen or so Rockfish.

The buddy eyed the Marlin & said, "Only caught the one, huh ?"