Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

Who am I? • Why do I do this? • How can I figure this out? • Why do I still feel this way? • How can I change?

If these, or similar questions, are things you ask yourself, their is hope.  If you live in the Victoria, BC area (or can come here for a week) I'd like to let you know about a retreat we are having at Westside Bible Church this coming September 11-17. The retreat being held is called "Mirror Images". I've seen it transform the inner lives (and consequently the outer lives) of a number of people at our church.  They have been helped and given the tools to be forever changed

If you've spent years stuck without being able to move forward in your life - even if you don't know why - I encourage you to look into attending this or another Mirror IMage Retreat.  Don't stay stuck for any longer when there is hope to move forward with a freedom in your life you may not have had for a very long time.

Information on the retreat at Westside Bible Church is at:
www.westsidefamily.org/news/mirror-images-retreat

Information on Mirror Image Retreats and other upcoming locations is at:
www.mirrorimagesretreats.org/

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Season Ticket Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's more than half over," he said.

One-liner #0693

"I just checked the health/weight chart at the gym and it turns out that I'm four inches too short."

Space is a Vacuum

"If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?"

Quote #1147

"I have come to reckon that nothing is worth seeking after but that which will survive the tomb."
- Spurgeon

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine there," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line (if you didn't guess by now), the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill in the middle of nowhere.

The engineer needed to inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and always trying to look on the bright side of things, made the following announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time until the additional engines arrive. The good news is that you didn't take this trip in a plane!"