Cybersalt News

I could be the world's best basketball player if I were a freak of nature. OK, I am a freak of nature - I'm just not the kind of freak of nature that can play basketball. But, apparently this kid is:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/amazing-11-year-old-athlete

Today's latest update page on the Cybersalt Site is "ACLU in Heaven":
http://www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/the-aclu-in-heaven

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Giuseppe Spomdalucci"

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant.

After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.

"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner."

Today's CleanPun

Once upon a time, when seals had tremendous political clout, Diane Feinstein (the former mayor of San Francisco, now Senator) was running for governor. An opposing candidate had a nightmare in which the ex-mayor was victorious in the election, thanks to the convincing campaigning of some savvy seals.

When the loser awoke, he saw a seal seated by his windowsill and sang out to it: "You picked a Feinstein to lead me, you seal!"

~ Lederer & Ertner

Today's One Liner

"Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?"

Today's CleanQuote

"It isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself."

Today's Illustration - "Modest Income"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?"

"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.