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Due to an increase of knowledge accumulated over the passing of time, it is considered inappropriate to drive while talking on a cell phone, shaving, or doing both at the same time.
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Chess Playing Dog"

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

Today's CleanPun

A man was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'NIL'.

White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to 'The Great Nullity' and 'The Blessed Emptiness'.

The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?"
~ Stan Kegel

Today's One Liner

"The difference between a computer expert and a novice is that the novice hesitates before doing anything stupid."

Today's CleanQuote

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

Today's Illustration - "A Special Place"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

There is a special place in life,
That needs my humble skill,
A certain job I'm meant to do,
Which no one else can fulfill.

The time will be demanding,
And the pay is not too good
And yet I wouldn't change it
for a moment -- even if I could.

There is a special place in life,
A goal I must attain,
A dream that I must follow,
Because I won't be back again.

There is a mark that I must leave,
However small it seems to be,
A legacy of love for those
Who follow after me.

There is a special place in life,
That only I may share,
A little path that bears my name,
Awaiting me somewhere.

There is a hand that I must hold,
A word that I must say,
A smile that I must give
For there are tears to blow away.

There is a special place in life
that I was meant to fill.
A sunny spot where flowers grow,
upon a windy hill.

There's always a tomorrow and the
best is yet to be,
And somewhere in this world,
I know there is a place for me.

~ Author Unknown

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.