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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Swallowed a Coin"

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and he coughed the coin out.

"I don't know how to thank you, doctor," his mother started.

"I'm not a doctor," the man replied. "I'm from the IRS."

Today's CleanPun

Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades.

When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, saying, "You look like Helen Brown."

"Well," the woman snapped back, "you don't look so great in blue, either!"

Today's One Liner

"As a teenager you are in the last stage of life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
~Fran Lebowitz

Today's CleanQuote

“The Christian faith has not been tried and found wanting. It has rather been found difficult and left untried.”
~ Chesterton

Today's Illustration - "Love Languages"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.

"Mmm hmm." replied Dave.

"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.