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Everybody likes twins - unless they are both really creepy. With names like Uz and Buz, Jeff Larson thinks Uz and Buz were "babe-magnets".
http://www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/uz-and-buz-magnets

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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Sign Return"

I was on board the USS Kitty Hawk when we docked in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo.

One morning, as the local fishing fleet passed by on its way out to sea, a boat came too close to our ship. A Marine held up a sign warning the captain to stay away, and he complied.

But the next day, the boat was back. This time, the fisherman held something. The nervous Marine pointed to his rifle. The fisherman lifted the object and unfurled it, revealing a sign of his own.

In perfect English it read, "Your Sign Is Upside Down."

Today's CleanPun

"I'm back from my lobotomy..." he said absentmindedly.

Today's One Liner

"Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?"

Today's CleanQuote

"I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward." ~Thomas Alva Edison

Today's Illustration - "Brotherly Advice"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.

"Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard."

So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground just a few inches below.

Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, "What happened?"

Charlie said, "I was just teaching Mickey not to believe everything he's told."

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.