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Usually the trailer goes under the boat. What a sneaky scamp!
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Surgery Headache"

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of
a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."

Today's CleanPun

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

Today's One Liner

"I stayed in a really old hotel last night - they sent me a wake-up letter."

Today's CleanQuote

"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser."

Today's Illustration - "Just Name the Fee"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.

Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's life.

As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services.

"Just name the fee," he croaked gratefully.

"Okay," replied the doctor. "How about half of what you'd have offered when the bone was still stuck in your throat?"

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.