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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Freedom Peppers"

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."

The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."

The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please."

The cashier responds, "That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers."

Today's CleanPun

Why was the Tibetan rooster unusual?

Himalayan!

Today's One Liner

Politicians: People who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel.

Today's CleanQuote

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
~Lucille Ball

Today's Illustration - "Animal Instincts"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

In the middle of one of Henry Ward Beecher's most potent political speeches, a member of the crowd gave a perfect imitation of a cock crowing. While the audience roared with laughter, the speaker gave no sign of annoyance, but he removed his watch and studied it while the noise died down.

"That's odd," Beecher said at last. "My watch says it's ten o'clock, but there can't be any mistake. It must be morning, for the instincts of the lower animals are absolutely infallible."

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.