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Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Ecumenical Small Talk"
My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a solid friendship.
He spoke of many things and felt it was going well, but when he asked if the priest's dad had been a priest, the conversation was over.Today's CleanPun - "The A Team Inc."
The A Team, With apologies to the TV Program. A Jerry Ulett Original.
John and Mark of The A-Team, Inc, were noted for their abilities to solve any computer problem. Their greatest challenge was to create a network for a company who occupied several floors of a building constructed from heavy steel and concrete.
When they succeeded, John said to Mark, "Don't you love it when a LAN comes together?"
Today's One Liner
When repairmen say they'll "Come sometime next week," I usually say, "Fine, I'll pay you sometime next year."
Today's CleanQuote
"The older we get, the fewer things there are that seem worth waiting in line for."
Today's Illustration - ""What Is Your Address?""
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
"What Is Your Address?"
There is a family nobody likes to meet,
They live, it is said, on Complaining Street.
In the city of Never-Are Satisfied,
The River of Discontent beside.
They growl at that, and they growl at this;
Whatever comes there is something amiss;
And whether their station be high or humble,
They are known by the name of Grumble.
The weather is always too hot or too cold,
Summer and winter alike they scold;
Nothing goes right with the folks you meet
Down on that gloomy Complaining Street.
They growl at the rain, and they growl at the sun;
In fact, their growling is never done.
And if everything pleased them, there isn't a doubt
They'd growl that they'd nothing to grumble about!
And the worst thing is that if anyone stays
Among them too long he will learn their ways,
And before he dreams of the terrible jumble
He's adopted into the family of Grumble.
So it were wisest to keep our feet
From wandering into Grumbling Street.
And never to growl whatever we do,
Lest we be mistaken for Grumblers too.
- By L. M. Montgomery
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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.