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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Graduation Speech Notes"
When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice."
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause he looked up with a sly grin and said, "It's really hard to read my mom's handwriting."
Today's CleanPun
A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name - just a pen name.
Today's One Liner
"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks."
~ James H. Boren
Today's CleanQuote
"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."
Today's Illustration - "God's Creation"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened.
As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay God! Let'er go!"
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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.