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Let not your hearts be troubled - your donuts are safe eh!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Carried Away Shopping"

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation.

Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead.

'That,' he sighed, 'must be her checking out now.'

Today's CleanPun

"Clothes don't necessarily make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer."

Today's One Liner

My home town was so small that in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened.

Today's CleanQuote

"You can't unsay a cruel thing."

Today's Illustration - "Fatherly Pride"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes--I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head--
Too proud of me to speak!

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.