Cybersalt News
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find it at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/honking-in-traffic
Thanks to everyone who has been checking in with me on my recovery from this nasty cold/flu/plague I have been fighting the last 13 days. I went to the walk-in clinic today and emerged 2 hours later with a prescription for a puffer. When I picked it up at the pharmacy I found out it has 200 doses. Now everyone wants to be invited to my party this weekend. Yes, I'm just that kind of a sharing guy. In fact, there is a song in the FunBlog today that shares how I feel about all of you.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/if-my-nose-was-running-money
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "A Dollar Per Point"
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
Today's CleanPun
"The display of still-life art was not at all moving."
Today's One Liner
"Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it."
Today's CleanQuote
"What you do in life depends upon what you are and what you want. What you get from life depends on how much you want it -- how much you are willing to work, plan, cooperate and use your resources. The long span of the bridge of your life is supported by countless cables that you are spinning now. That is why today is such an important day. Make the cables strong."
~ L.G. Elliott
Today's Illustration - "Teaching Hazards"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces.
When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons."
As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon, and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
I approached Mrs. Jones to test my theory.
"Why wooden spoons?" I asked.
"Because," she replied, "if I have to sit here listening to twenty-three metal spoons banging against metal pots, I'll go nuts."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.