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Enjoy today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "New Number"

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone.

One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr.Morgan. The woman who answered explained that he no longer lived at that address, but she did have a number where he could be reached.

I thanked her, rang that number, and was greeted with, "Good morning, Highland View Cemetery."

Today's CleanPun

“When they finish a new hive, bees have a house swarming party.”

Today's One Liner

“You know you're getting old when you wonder what you'd feel like if you weren't taking vitamins.”

Today's CleanQuote

“Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade.”
~Emily Dickinson

Today's Illustration - "Family Moving"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining-room set. Our teenage son helped us wrestle the set into our truck. It took the whole day, but finally the table, chairs, and china cabinet were sitting in our dining room.

"Just think," I said as I admired the furniture while my son sat resting. "This set is 100 years old. And someday, it will belong to you."

"Oh, no!" he replied with a stricken look on his face. "You mean I'm going to have to move this thing AGAIN?"

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.