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You know how you are supposed to count to 10 when you get angry? Sometimes 10 is not enough, as you'll see in "Why Moms sometimes count to 1000":
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7665-count-to-1000

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Computer Users"

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert.

Novice User - Someone who is afraid that simply pressing a key might break a computer.

Intermediate User - Someone who doesn't know how to fix a computer after pressing the key that broke it.

Expert User - Someone who presses the key that breaks someone else's computer.

Today's CleanPun

"I forgot most of what I came to the store to buy," Tom said listlessly.
~Walter McLauren

Today's One Liner

“I’ve decided to stop beating around the bush; I'm going to move on to the ornamental shrubbery.”

Today's CleanQuote

There is a guaranteed way to get what you want.
Want less.

Today's Illustration - "False Prophets"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A lady came to a famous poet and handed him a piece of paper, explaining, "The Lord has given me this poem."

The poet scanned the appalling doggerel she had written, then wadded it up and threw it into the trash with the reply, "The Lord has given; the Lord has taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord."

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.