Cybersalt News
There are two new videos on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the FunBlog. Somebody took 2 weeks to have some fun with a backyard squirrel and the results are impressive. You'll find "Mission Impossible Squirrel" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/7658
The other new video is a heart warming story with a remarkable and faithful man playing a lead role. You'll find "Chris Medina - Man of Character" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/videos/7659
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Restaurant Rating"
I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.
"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.
"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."
Today's CleanPun
A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer.
One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled at the announcement:
"Time for service."
Today's One Liner
“My mind contains many good ideas, but it is not always easy to squeeze one out.”
Today's CleanQuote
“He who hesitates is probably right.”
Today's Illustration - "Few Words"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Calvin Coolidge, the 30th president of the United States, was popularly known as "Silent Cal." One time at a party, a woman walked up to him and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words out of you."
Coolidge replied, "You lose."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.