Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Some of you may not have received yesterday's Digest due to a power outage and some ensuing server issues. I've put a copy of it online for you at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/cybersalt-digest-archive/7627-issue-3541
There is also a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You can view "Tile Cutter" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7626-tile-cutter
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Mess Sign"
A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war."
Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"
Today's CleanPun
What do you call a movie made by a con-artist that is very interesting?
A con-flick of interest!
Today's One Liner
"My husband says I never listen to him - at least I think that's what he said."
Today's CleanQuote
"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
Today's Illustration - "Top Ten Employee Rules"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
1) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
2) If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
3) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
4) For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
5) Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
6) Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
7) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
8) The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
9) Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
10) If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.