Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?

A: The Eerie Canal.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway?

A: A roller ghoster!!

Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?

A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts!!

--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee?

A: De'coffin'ated!

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

A: Peek-a-boo!

--Michael R. age 9 Hanford,CA

Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?

A: Terrorfried!

--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!

--James H. age 9, Austin,TX

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

A: He had no body to dance with.

--Henrietta J. from the Bronx

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving.