Late one evening, while sitting and looking out their kitchen window somewhere in northern Russia, Rudolf and his wife Tanya were observing the inclement weather.

"This rain is going to make a mess out of the roads tonight Tanya," said Rudolf.

"That's not rain," says Tanya, "that's snow!"

"Don't be ridiculous!" huffs Rudolf. "That's Rain!"

"Thats snow you old fool," says Tanya.

"Its not snow old woman, its rain, ... Rudolf the red knows rain dear!"