Some of you on this list will actually enjoy these - proof once again of the need for more therapists in the world, lol.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!

What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece!

What's ice?
Skid Stuff!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fello!

What is King Wenceslas' favorite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp, and even.