I stopped at the gas station to get a bottle of water. As I was pulling up, I noticed two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.

I saw her and thought, "Is this lady stupid, crazy, or both?" especially with the police standing right there! However, I minded my own business and went inside to get my drink.  

As I was paying for my water, I heard someone screaming! It sounded like violent death screams! I looked outside and saw that the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm, running around, and going nuts!

When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground, and they were putting the fire out.

Then, they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.

I was thinking, "Arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?" 

Being nosey as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.

He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM!"