Duck : Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper: No
Duck : Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper : No, we have no duck food
Duck : Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper : NO!! We do not have any duck food!!
Duck : Do you have any duck food?
Storekeeper : NO!! WE DO NOT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD!! And if you ask me that one more time I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor!
Duck : <thinks> Do you have any nails?
Storekeeper: <sigh> No....
Duck : Do you have any duck food?