You Know You Overdid Christmas Dinner When . . .

- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

- The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

- You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

- Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.

- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

- A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."

- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

- Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.