*Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas*

10. A car wash kit

9. A table saw

8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar

7. A case of oil

6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated

5. Custom engraved bowling ball

4. New outboard motor for fishing boat

3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD

2. New satellite dish with sports package

1. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic