April 2026 - Monthly Archive

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 29, 2026

I had my first physiotherapy session yesterday — the start of getting full mobility back in my right arm. It's improving day by day, and the exercises themselves aren't hard, I just have to do them of... read more..

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 30, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had my first physiotherapy session yesterday — the start of getting full mobility back in my right arm. It's improving day by day, and the exercises themselves aren't hard... read more..

29 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2456

"It is never too late to be what you might have been." - George Elliot read more..

29 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

67

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How is Your Dairy Air?

Farmers can tell if their milk cows are flatulent by simply sniffing the dairy air.... read more..

29 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #2020

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille. read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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One Seat Allowed

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groa... read more..

29 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Boneless Chicken

The food in China can be a challenge for newcomers. One example is that chicken is often served "cleaver style," leaving the meat and bones chopped up together, making it difficult to eat. Years ago,... read more..

29 Apr

Susan Page

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2 min read

Spring Will Always Come

As I quietly sit in my preferred spot, spending time in God’s Word and enjoying sweet fellowship with Him, snowflakes gently fall. I am overwhelmed with both praise and lament. Praise for the beautif... read more..

29 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

In the Pink

One day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night. He wa... read more..

26 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

93

2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! I treated myself to a new tool this week. Always a fun thing to do — and after the couple of weeks I’ve had with this arm injury, it felt extra deserved. Rehab starts Tuesd... read more..

25 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

64

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Quote #2455

"The people that make a durable difference in the world are not the people who have mastered many things, but who have been mastered by one great thing." - John Piper read more..

25 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

60

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Wedding Vows?

Priest: You may now read the vows you have prepared. Me: I think I misunderstood the assignment. Bride: Just read what you have, Honey. Me: Okay. [deep breath]. A E I O U... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Worm Stubborn

Young Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pleading... read more..

25 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #2019

Remember when we used to jump out of the swing mid-air ... I miss those knees.... read more..

25 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

222

4 min read

Just One More NAP!

Bouncing back from weeks of being sick is not as easy as it used to be when I was younger. I guess that's the cost of getting old. Over the last six weeks, I've had this bug thingamajig going around.... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Prayer Motivation

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed a... read more..

23 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

69

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Cybersalt News - April 23, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's been another busy week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters — not just keeping up with work, but keeping up with all the appointments that come along with arm recovery... read more..

22 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

66

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Quote #2454

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

61

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When Meat Dreams Get Weird 🥪

The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. Why did we even come to the Salvador deli?... read more..

22 Apr

Susan Page

142

3 min read

Magnify the LORD

We face loss of many kinds. We can lament together, and yet we are united in praise as we magnify our Lord, knowing that He is indeed a good and perfect Father. I penned these words after attending a... read more..

22 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Pass the Pie Please

A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit. There was a boarding house near by, and every Wedn... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Radio Transmission

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. {**Radio conversation released by the Chief of... read more..

22 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

61

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One-Liner #2018

If you do ever have the opportunity to ride a tandem bicycle by yourself, find a crowded bike path and scream at the top of your lungs, "ARE YOU EVEN PEDALING, JANET!?"... read more..

22 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Marriage Vows

Ken and Marjorie finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Marjorie, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymo... read more..

19 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

100

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Cybersalt News - April 19, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

18 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

85

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Tandem Trouble

We rode a tandem bicycleMy darling Ruth and meWe hit a bumpI heard a thumpAnd rode on Ruthlessly… If you like this pun, you may also like this one.... read more..

18 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Pessimistic Friend

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his... read more..

18 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

86

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Quote #2453

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carey read more..

18 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

70

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One-Liner #2017

It's weird that I trust my left hand to drive but not to eat cereal.... read more..

18 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

273

4 min read

My Addiction to Happiness

One of the most important elements of life is happiness. When I look around the world, I notice how scarce happiness seems, which makes me reflect on its true value. I have come to the conclusion tha... read more..