Monthly Archive

March 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 49 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
10
2 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 8: Training the Body, Training the Soul

Hello friends, welcome back. This is episode 8 of my challenge to write 52 songs this year based on the little book *52 Bible Verses forMen* by Samuel Duth. Today I'm exploring the eighth verse in the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
33
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 22, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday, once again, Grammar Cybersalt had me up the ladder — and I went willingly, "saws all" in hand — as she pointed out branches in our fruit trees that she wanted tr... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
34
<1min

Fish Fins for Instant Calm

Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain due to al the indoor fins...... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
100
<1min

Quote #2445

Ten Ways to Love Listen without interrupting (Proverbs 18) Speak without accusing. (James 1:19) Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26) Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1:9) Answer without argu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Who's the Funny One?

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3486
<1min

Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny. "My mother can," Danny replied. "Really?" "Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
18
4 min read

Just Another Pain in the Neck

For some reason, the other week I thought of my maternal grandfather, who I was named after. He had a farm up in the hills of Pennsylvania, and when I would visit, my cousins and I would get together... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
37
<1min

One-Liner #2009

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
57
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I easily tire of telemarketers calling me about my phone and internet accounts, but my supplier (Telus) actually contacted me last week with an offer that is saving me a go... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
45
<1min

Quote #2444

"Scientists have discovered that hearing opposing viewpoints causes no real harm." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
34
<1min

The Ultimate Lazy Award

What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
37
<1min

One-Liner #2008

Life is simpler when you're nonchalant; as soon as you start chalanting, it all goes sideways.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3668
<1min

Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired after a career of incompetence he went to see the head of human resources.  "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5125
<1min

Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?" "I think I can do that. Why?" "'Cuz Dad says when you croak, we're going to Disneyworld" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3514
3 min read

Choosing a Successor

A successful businessman knew it was time to choose a successor to lead his business. Instead of appointing one of his directors, or one of his children, he decided to call the company's young execut... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
142
2 min read

Blessed are the Forgiven

While travelling, I listened to a singer whose lyrics often touch my soul deeply, leading me to pause and pray. Steve Bell regularly writes his songs based on words from Scripture. On this day, the so... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
56
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! This past week was one of the busiest I've had in a very long time. Between meetings — both work and personal — and everything happening on the business side of Cybersalt, ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
57
<1min

Quote #2443

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." - Oscar Wilde read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
56
<1min

A Pigeon Pun 😂

I gave the rest of my pastry to two pigeons. I smiled when I realized that I had filled two birds with one scone. ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
135
<1min

One-Liner #2007

The fact that most captchas are based on robots not being able to identify bikes or traffic lights doesn't fill me with confidence for self-driving cars.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Elevator Pinch

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8292
<1min

Overworked

(These numbers need to be updated, but the principle remains...) For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm t read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
296
4 min read

Nobody is Perfect, at least That’s What I’m Told

People often say nobody is perfect. I've said that at least 100 times, but there are times when I am not quite sure that it applies to me. There are some situations when I think I am perfect. I do no... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
69
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For those interested to listen, I preached at our church this past Sunday. (teaser: Lots of application related to elements of AI in our current day and near future.) ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
57
<1min

Quote #2442

"Choose your battles wisely because if you fight them all you'll be too tired to win the really important ones." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
58
<1min

The Blacksmith Dog 🐕

When I was a kid, we got a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
62
<1min

One-Liner #2006

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.  It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art." "Really?" answered the neighbor.  "What kind is it?" "Twelve-thirty."... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
253
4 min read

When Church is Hard

We’ve all been there. We can all relate, whether we are the Pastor, the elder, the person on the worship team, or the broken-hearted person in the pew. We can even relate if we are the person in the n... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2136
<1min

Loved Too Much

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Bobby, I know you love Buster, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed ... read more..

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