March 2026 - Monthly Archive

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 9: Suitable Helper

29 Mar

Ask Juan

Juan Ruiz

203

<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 9: Suitable Helper

Writing a song for each of the 52 bible verses published in Samuel Deuth's book "52 Bible Verses for Men" The Lord God said,"It is not good for the man to be alone." The Lord God said,"It is not... read more..

29 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

148

2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! There was a time not too long ago when I was often tired during the day because I'd stayed up too late trying to catch up on work. This past week I was tired again — but fo... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5836

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Goober Ice Fishing

A goober wanted to go ice fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

115

<1min

Wool You Notice Me Now?

I just got my new personalized license plate - BAA BAA. It's for my black jeep.... read more..

28 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

152

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Quote #2447

"Adoption is the highest privilege of the gospel. The traitor is forgiven, brought in for supper, and given the family name." - J. I. Packer read more..

28 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3603

2 min read

Sleep in a Storm

Years ago a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast. He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic. They dreaded the awful storms that ... read more..

28 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

100

<1min

One-Liner #2011

Sometimes people come into your life - and they need to stop doing that.... read more..

28 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

334

4 min read

Just Honing My "Old Goat" Skills

I'm rather new to this "getting old" stage of life. Up to now, all my life has been young and innocent. Unfortunately, those days have passed. It's hard to get adjusted to old age because I've never ... read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

136

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The computer is currently fighting me as I try to get today's mailing together, so I am just going to not look it in the eye and back away slowly. Todays' video share capt... read more..

25 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

182

<1min

Quote #2446

"You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police." - Joan Rivers read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

112

<1min

I Cried.

Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5163

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Owed to Spell Checquer

Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar wri... read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2920

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🚂🐄 The Slow Train

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..

25 Mar

Susan Page

276

2 min read

Sacrifice

I recently read this post on Facebook: Yeah! I am a winner at Roll up the Rim! I won the invitation to "Please Play Again.”Comment: You misread it ... it says please pray again. We can easily fall i... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

118

<1min

One-Liner #2010

Sometimes tough parenting requires that you tell your kids that they need to clean their rooms before they can have a donut, while you sit eating donuts yelling, "Hurry, they are almost gone!"... read more..

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 8: Training the Body, Training the Soul

22 Mar

Ask Juan

Juan Ruiz

264

2 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 8: Training the Body, Training the Soul

Hello friends, welcome back. This is episode 8 of my challenge to write 52 songs this year based on the little book *52 Bible Verses forMen* by Samuel Duth. Today I'm exploring the eighth verse in the... read more..

22 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

141

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 22, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday, once again, Grammar Cybersalt had me up the ladder — and I went willingly, "saws all" in hand — as she pointed out branches in our fruit trees that she wanted tr... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

126

<1min

Fish Fins for Instant Calm

Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain due to al the indoor fins...... read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

211

<1min

Quote #2445

Ten Ways to Love Listen without interrupting (Proverbs 18) Speak without accusing. (James 1:19) Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26) Pray without ceasing. (Colossians 1:9) Answer without argu... read more..

21 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2737

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Who's the Funny One?

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..

21 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3566

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Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny. "My mother can," Danny replied. "Really?" "Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what read more..

21 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

190

4 min read

Just Another Pain in the Neck

For some reason, the other week I thought of my maternal grandfather, who I was named after. He had a farm up in the hills of Pennsylvania, and when I would visit, my cousins and I would get together... read more..

21 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

139

<1min

One-Liner #2009

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.... read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

139

<1min

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I easily tire of telemarketers calling me about my phone and internet accounts, but my supplier (Telus) actually contacted me last week with an offer that is saving me a go... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

130

<1min

Quote #2444

"Scientists have discovered that hearing opposing viewpoints causes no real harm." - unknown read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

122

<1min

The Ultimate Lazy Award

What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy.... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

107

<1min

One-Liner #2008

Life is simpler when you're nonchalant; as soon as you start chalanting, it all goes sideways.... read more..

18 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3732

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Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired after a career of incompetence he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve a... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5181

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Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?" "I think I can do that. Why?" "'Cuz Dad says when you croak, we're going to Disneyworld" read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3568

3 min read

Choosing a Successor

A successful businessman knew it was time to choose a successor to lead his business. Instead of appointing one of his directors, or one of his children, he decided to call the company's young execut... read more..