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Sunday greetings everyone - 37d260! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at church camp this weekend. I am lining this mailing up on Friday to go out on Sunday so I hope we are having a good time! (I thi... read more..

I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck. I was just itching to tell someone.... read more..

She came tonight as I sat alone..The girl I used to be....And she gazed at me with her earnest eyeAnd questioned reproachfully: Have you forgotten the many plansAnd hopes I had for you?The great care... read more..

My wife gave me an envelope marked, "Not to be opened until 2026" ... Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to carry out simple instructions.... read more..

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were finishing our supper. If anyone can put together a marvelous supper, it is she. If anybody can eat a marvelous supper, it is me. As we were finishing... read more..

"Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep." - Unknown read more..

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph.... "N... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If today it started to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, it would be my 60th birthday when it stops. Today's video share is about a shark that is my favourite colour: orange... read more..

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The ... read more..

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.  The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Gran... read more..

I have a pet tree. It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.... read more..

There are three kinds of men:  the one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation; The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers... read more..

- photo by Susan Page"If you can't figure out how to be kind, figure out how to be quiet." - unknown read more..

I recently came across a photo of the four generations of women on my mother’s side. In it are my mother, her mother, my daughters and me. It was taken years ago while on a visit to see my grandmothe... read more..

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, "I am a deaf mute.  May I play through, please?" The first man angrily gav... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of summer/winter (depending on the hemisphere you live in.) It may be the last day of summer here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but fall is ... read more..

I'm not sure if it's just me getting old or something altogether different. Time seems to go by fast. My father used to say, "The older you get the faster time goes." I'm finally beginning to underst... read more..

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks. "All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten... read more..

"Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood let alone believed by the masses." - Plato read more..

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "... read more..

I told my plants I love them. Now, they're rooting for me.... read more..

I wish my life had background music so I could at least know if I'm in a drama, comedy, or horror show.... read more..

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're enjoying a visit with our son who is here for two days and a night doing a bunch of yard care and fence fixing for us - willingly! I note "willingly" because in his t... read more..

A man went to a monastery for a retreat. The monk who showed him to his room said this, “If you need anything, let us know and we’ll teach you how to live without it.”... read more..

A frazzled Mrs. Melnik sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother... read more..

Just got this in from a reliable source.  It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced virus protection products cannot take care of, so be warned.... read more..

How long does it take to digest? Banana – 30 minutesApples – 40 minutesWhite rice – 1 hourAvocado – 2 hoursEggs – 2.5 hoursAlmonds – 3 hoursLosing a big fish – 55 years... read more..

Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab. The results speak for themselves.... read more..

Some things are better left unsaid, which I often realize after I say them.... read more..