Monthly Archive

June 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - June 29, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 29, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Things are getting more efficient around Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt begins to help out with the day to day running of the company. Susan has announce... read more..
Quote #2371
Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #2371

"I have never met a man who has given me as much trouble as myself." - D. L. Moody read more..
Crime and Sensitivity 🚨
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
36

Crime and Sensitivity 🚨

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.... read more..
One-Liner #1935
One-liners
Susan Davis
39

One-Liner #1935

One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. I they laugh, you're young; if they panic, you're old.... read more..
The Power of Your Words
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
19372
2 min read

The Power of Your Words

A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could ... read more..
Farewell Song
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3450

Farewell Song

There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, she found herself... read more..
Who Has the License to Drive Me Crazy?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
126
4 min read

Who Has the License to Drive Me Crazy?

I will confess that I am crazy, but I didn’t get there by myself. Somebody has been driving me crazy. When I use the word “somebody,” I mean a lot of people. I didn’t always know I was crazy until a ... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 26, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
84

Cybersalt News - June 26, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Congratulations to our eldest grandson on his graduation from elementary school. Wow, grandkids are real reminders that I am older than I feel. I can't remember if I ... read more..
Parenting Win: Explaining the Titanic to My Kids 🧊🚢
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2402

Parenting Win: Explaining the Titanic to My Kids 🧊🚢

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..
Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness
Susan Page
Susan Page
140
4 min read

Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness

- photo from Susan PageNaming our children is serious business, especially if we are Christ followers. When God added two beautiful gifts to our family, I pondered and prayed over the decision of what read more..
Flip-Flops Revenge! 👟
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
51

Flip-Flops Revenge! 👟

To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and my flip-flops ... you can hide, but you can't run!... read more..
One-Liner #1934
One-liners
Susan Davis
46

One-Liner #1934

At my funeral, I would like there to be a piñata so people can be happy ... but filled with bees so they're not too happy.... read more..
Comprehending Engineers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Comprehending Engineers

Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 1... read more..
Prairie Fire
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4082

Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..
Quote #2370
Quotes
Susan Davis
46

Quote #2370

"In our eagerness to make converts, we are under constant temptation to hide from our hearers the fact that the Christian life is not a pleasurable religious game, but a life of repentance, self-cruci read more..
Cybersalt News - June 22, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
76

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to summer/winter (depending on which hemisphere you live in!) Our nets on the fruit tree are working pretty well. As a result, we have lots of cherries to pick ... read more..
Bedtime Banter🛌
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
55

Bedtime Banter🛌

I told my daughter to go to bed because the cows were already sleeping in the field. She asked me what that had to do with anything and I told her, "It means it's pasture bedtime."... read more..
Pilot Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4842
2 min read

Pilot Humor

Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems submitted recently by real pilots to maintenance engineers.  After attending to the squawks prior to the aircraf... read more..
One-Liner #1933
One-liners
Susan Davis
82

One-Liner #1933

Funny thing about marriage is I would 100%, without a doubt, take bullet for my wife; but I can also say, 100%without a doubt, she'd be the reason we were getting shot at in the first place.... read more..
Good Cooks
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6176
2 min read

Good Cooks

When my son was 11 years old, he got a small job helping out with a traveling carnival while it was in our town. He didn't come home at lunch time, phoning instead to tell me he was fine and had foun... read more..
Quote #2369
Quotes
Susan Davis
65

Quote #2369

Five lies of identity: I am what I have. I am what I do. I am what other people say or think of me. I am nothing more than my worst moment. I am nothing less than my best moment. - Henri Nou... read more..
What’s Chocolate Got To Do With It?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
163
4 min read

What’s Chocolate Got To Do With It?

Did you ever have a morning when everything went exactly as you planned? Well, neither have I. I plan my schedule to include everything I need for the day. But, unlike The Gracious Mistress of the Pa... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 19, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
89

Cybersalt News - June 19, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, the robins have Grandma Cybersalt and me literally up a tree: our cherry tree that is! The cherries are almost ripe enough to pick but... read more..
⚰️ Grave Humour: Witty & Amusing Epitaphs From Around the World
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5598
2 min read

⚰️ Grave Humour: Witty & Amusing Epitaphs From Around the World

Hope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903 - Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ***... read more..
The Harvest Prepared for Me
Susan Page
Susan Page
380

The Harvest Prepared for Me

- photo by Susan PageTeach me to see others through the eyes of Your love.Melt my heart so that it overflows with an outpouring of Your grace.Empower me to spread my arms wide, embracing the least and read more..
Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4881

Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

Log on: making a wood stove hotter Log off: don't add no more wood Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove Download: gettin the farwood off the truck Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the... read more..
Banking gone wrong! 🤣
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
44

Banking gone wrong! 🤣

I work as a banker. Last Friday, this older woman came to my counter and asked me to check her balance for her ... Sooooo, I pushed!!... read more..
One-Liner #1932
One-liners
Susan Davis
43

One-Liner #1932

Sometimes I use big words I don't understand to make myself look more photosynthesis.... read more..
Quote #2368
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2368

You can forgive some people without welcoming them back into your life. Apology accepted; access denied. - unknown... read more..
Cactus Watering
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Cactus Watering

During a tour at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum, a New York City woman mentioned that she was raising a type of cactus in a pot on her apartment balcony. Another tourist asked her how she kept from... read more..
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