Monthly Archive

November 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 56 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Good Vocabulary
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Good Vocabulary

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life." From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male vo... read more..
Quote #2052
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2052

"We are not responsible for the circumstances we are in, but we are responsible for the way we allow those circumstances to affect us; we can either allow them to get on top of us or we can allow them read more..
Thanks-give-me a Break
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Thanks-give-me a Break

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.... read more..
One-Liner #1615
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1615

I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.... read more..
Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

The Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to: A. List your ten favorite foods. B. List your five favorite beverages. C. List all green... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4693 - November 28, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4693 - November 28, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Today's mailing is going out a little late thanks to fun family times over the weekend and a bad case of heartbu... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 28 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1143
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 28 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's mailing is going out a little late thanks to fun family times over the weekend and a bad case of heartburn last evening (due to food - not family, lol.) But with t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4692 - November 25, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
92
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4692 - November 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Turkey Thursday!  Yes, in honor of US Thanksgiving, we're giving the chickens a rest today. However, with this week's picture... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 25, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1086
2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2021

Oh look, Turkey Thursday!  Yes, in honor of US Thanksgiving, we're giving the chickens a rest today. However, with this week's picture we are giving the turkeys a bit of a rest too. That is th read more..
Quote #2051
Quotes
Susan Davis
1311
<1min

Quote #2051

"If you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily." - Gerald Good read more..
Thinking
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3419
2 min read

Thinking

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to thi... read more..
The Night of Thanksgiving
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7472
<1min

The Night of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to... read more..
Settler Tunes
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3436
<1min

Settler Tunes

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock, of course.... read more..
One-Liner #1614
One-liners
Susan Davis
1461
<1min

One-Liner #1614

I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb on trash day.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4691 - November 21, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
89
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4691 - November 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Thank you to everyone who has asked about the situation here in British Columbia. We are fine at Cybersalt World... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 21, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1142
2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you to everyone who has asked about the situation here in British Columbia. We are fine at Cybersalt World Headquarters, here on Vancouver Island. The biggest hit to ... read more..
Methuselah Diet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6098
<1min

Methuselah Diet

Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the amount of the calorie countHe ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he satDevouring a roast ... read more..
Easier Than Cake
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2695
<1min

Easier Than Cake

“As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716”... read more..
Remember When
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2441
2 min read

Remember When

If you're even half-way old, you will remember when: * Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS." * Your phone ... read more..
One-Liner #1613
One-liners
Susan Davis
1319
<1min

One-Liner #1613

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor first thing in the morning, the devil says, "Oh no, here she comes!"... read more..
Quote #2050
Quotes
Susan Davis
1588
<1min

Quote #2050

"The ministry of mercy, then, is the best advertising a church can have. It convinces a community that this church provides people with actions for their problems, not only talk. It shows the communit read more..
Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3165
<1min

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! -- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness.  The truth is I'm sick of you. -- It's not that you aren't a respon read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4690 - November 18, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4690 - November 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you've heard it in your news or not, but our province got walloped by a 100 year rain event on M... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1130
2 min read

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you've heard it in your news or not, but our province got walloped by a 100 year rain event on Monday. Our transportation network is so damaged that the Wes... read more..
Quote #2049
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2049

"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." - Garrison Keillor read more..
One-Liner #1612
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1612

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.... read more..
Gender Smarts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Gender Smarts

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which gender is smarter. Or do you?... read more..
Boxed Whine
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Boxed Whine

"Every time we throw a party, she beats me to the punch." read more..
Do It Yourself
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4689 - November 14, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
89
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4689 - November 14, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Su... read more..
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