May 2021 - Monthly Archive

30 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

903

Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage made a little slip. To her, it was a little slip, but to me, it was a big mistake. It is not always that she makes mistakes that I can profit on. I do... read more..

30 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

577

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I had another "time is flying by moment" yesterday when I learned of the passing of singer B.J. Thomas. I became a follower of Jesus in the fall of 1979, when I was 13. A ... read more..

29 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

718

Quote #2012

"Friendship always benefits. Love sometimes injures." - Seneca the Elder read more..

29 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

833

One-Liner #1575

Behind every successful working woman is an enormous pile of laundry!... read more..

29 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2368

Moral Compass

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights do make a left.”... read more..

29 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5846

Judging Others, Sharing

A woman was waiting at an airport one night. There were several long hours to wait for her flight. She hunted for reading in the airport's gift shop bought a big bag of cookies -- found a place ... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3594

Kangaroo Fence

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twent... read more..

27 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

559

Cybersalt News - May 27, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For self-encouragement, I think it is important to seek out quick little victories from time to time, especially when other things you are forced to do become more complica... read more..

26 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3201

Scout Vision

An old wild west fort was about to be attacked. The wily old general sent for his trusty Sioux scout. "You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are u... read more..

26 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

733

Quote #2011

"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions." - Confucius read more..

26 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

740

One-Liner #1574

She has the personality of a dial tone.... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3138

Turtle Keeper

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job centre he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his re... read more..

26 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2327

Processing Dregs

Microchips: what's left at the bottom of the bag when it reaches you.... read more..

26 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2426

Following the Crowd

Once a spider built a beautiful web in an old house. He kept it clean and shiny so that flies would patronize it. The minute he got a "customer" he would clean up on him so the other flies would not g... read more..

23 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

717

That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients

For the past month, I have been engaging with my eye doctor. I've had two cataracts removed which isn't a serious thing in itself. But what goes into this surgery is what baffles me. I've often wonde... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

611

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt learned a new word today - so I did too. The word is liminal, defined in one way by Mirriam-Webster as, "of, relating to, or being an intermediate st... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

746

Quote #2010

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary, and only the wise can see them." - Paulo Coelho read more..

22 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

688

One-Liner #1573

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.... read more..

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2062

Sorrow for This Pun

I've seen some really awful truffles in my day. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1841

Promises

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2926

What a Teacher Means

What a teacher says and what he/she really means. 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.Really means: He was caught cheating on a test. 2. Karen is... read more..

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

642

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had to go for some bloodwork and an x-ray on my foot yesterday afternoon and hoped to squeeze in a haircut afterwards - if there was time. I had blocked out two hours to ... read more..

19 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1020

Quote #2009

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, to read more..

19 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3278

Clergy Application

A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that... read more..

19 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

732

One-Liner #1572

Never lend money to a friend; it ruins their memory.... read more..

19 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2288

Found Your Keys

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking. A British gent pulls over, rolls down the window, and says, "Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"... read more..

19 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1985

Impartiality

A friend of mine had just become a district court judge and was nervous about presiding impartially over his first criminal trial. As a former prosecutor, he could see the preponderance of evidence wa... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3269

Dream Woman

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

16 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

944

Something Seems to Be Missing

Did you ever have a week when it felt like something was missing, but you didn't quite know what it was? I had that kind of a week this past week. It felt like something was missing, and I could not ... read more..

16 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

545

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and videos about - the new volcano in Iceland. It's really cool! ... read more..