Monthly Archive

April 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 76 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Marriage & Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Marriage & Romance

"Joey, what's the matter, you can't bring me home any flowers once in a while at least?" sniffed his wife. "Before we were married you were always bringing me little presents." "Honey, tell me," aske read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4544 - April 30, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
64
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4544 - April 30, 2020

  Issue #4544                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Benny and Cindy T for today's chic read more..
Cybersalt News - April 30, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1066
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Benny and Cindy T for today's chicken picture. Just look at those saucy hens turning their egg makers toward them! Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest ... read more..
Bills Description
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Bills Description

Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills. One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement. Reluctantly, I com... read more..
Quote #1908
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1908

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Voltaire read more..
One-Liner #1470
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1470

Errors have been made; others will be blamed.... read more..
Mrs. Pierpoint
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4032
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Mrs. Pierpoint

A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard anything from her for a few days. So she tells her son, "I want you to go next door and see ho... read more..
Plant Profession
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Plant Profession

A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career.... read more..
Blind Perspective
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2912
2 min read

Blind Perspective

Who's limited? Once again I get a poem, About some miserable person, Whining about his life, And he meets a bunch of "poor disabled people..." people who have 'less' than he does. people who can'... read more..
New Template
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
1248
2 min read

New Template

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There’s Always Tomorrow
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1653
4 min read

There’s Always Tomorrow

For almost four weeks now, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have enjoyed some exceptional time together. It has been the rich experience I never thought I would experience until... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4543 - April 26, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
69
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4543 - April 26, 2020

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know if you have ever watched the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," but I can definitely identify with the main character in that movie who wakes u read more..
Cybersalt News - April 26, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1132
1 min read

Cybersalt News - April 26, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know if you have ever watched the Bill Murray movie "Groundhog Day," but I can definitely identify with the main character in that movie who wakes up to live the sa... read more..
Quote #1907
Quotes
Susan Davis
1738
<1min

Quote #1907

   "If we are not changed by grace, then we are not saved by grace." - A. W. Tozer read more..
One-Liner #1469
One-liners
Susan Davis
1564
<1min

One-Liner #1469

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.... read more..
Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon

Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler. 9. The pews have camper hookups. 8. You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to ha... read more..
Quirky Success
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3127
<1min

Quirky Success

Did you hear about the scientists who were nominated for the Nobel Prize? It seems they discovered and calibrated the smallest particles known to man using only dental equipment. They became known a... read more..
Making Deals With God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2723
<1min

Making Deals With God

Fred was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place ... read more..
Let's Face It
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Let's Face It

“Watches and clocks are always displayed and sold on a time table.”... read more..
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Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4542 - April 23, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
64
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4542 - April 23, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Don N. for today's chicken picture which he found along the way on Facebook. Neither he nor I could find the origin of this image so just like thi read more..
Cybersalt News - April 23, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1141
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Don N. for today's chicken picture which he found along the way on Facebook. Neither he nor I could find the origin of this image so just like this chicken I'm go... read more..
Three Tickets
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4423
2 min read

Three Tickets

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only a single ticket. "How ... read more..
Quote #1906
Quotes
Susan Davis
1765
<1min

Quote #1906

"I hope that when people look at my marriage, they don't think, "She has a great marriage because she chose the right guy," or "He has a great marriage because he chose the right woman." I hope they read more..
One-Liner #1468
One-liners
Susan Davis
1453
<1min

One-Liner #1468

Self-Annihilating Complaint How disagreeable of you to agree with me!... read more..
Gorilla Sundae
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4566
<1min

Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it. The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the... read more..
Fraud Film Review
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3139
<1min

Fraud Film Review

What do you call a very interesting movie made by a con-artist? A con-flick of interest!... read more..
Service, Detail, Expectation, Demands
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Service, Detail, Expectation, Demands

After an hour of "Just a little more white, two squirts of blue, a dash of black, perhaps a tad more white," the paint store clerk got my gallon to the exact shade I wanted. With a sigh of relief, he ... read more..
Old Deals, New Wheels
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1636
4 min read

Old Deals, New Wheels

A new resident has parked itself in the driveway of the parsonage. After ten years of the old resident parked outside, it is a nice change to see this new one. For the past year, the Gracious Mistres... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4541 - April 19, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
68
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4541 - April 19, 2020

  Issue #4541                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, Grandm read more..
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