October 2013 - Monthly Archive

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 1, 2013

Happy November everyone! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wedding Legs" at:www.cybersalt.org/3xky Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

9336

Wedding Legs

Fortunately for Angela, Greg was not a legs man. ... read more..

31 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5061

Second Place Idiot

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an id... read more..

31 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1393

"Neither the hair shirt nor the soft berth will do. The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet." - Frederick Buechner read more..

31 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2801

Polygraph Test

Want to know if your parrot is lying? Give it a polygraph test. read more..

31 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2526

One-liner #0945

I don't have time to discuss all the lies in your name, jellyfishes. read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4203

Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny... read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1369

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Stubbornness!" at:www.cybersalt.org/3afw Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Stubbornness!

At least they're consistent! ... read more..

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1951

Growing Up Speaking English

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more read more..

31 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1392

Beware of half truths . . . you may get the wrong half. read more..

31 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7087

Gym Problems

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. read more..

31 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2155

One-liner #0944

One day I'll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home. read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4661

Eye Test Chart

When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ. "Can you read that?" the doctor as... read more..

30 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 30, 2013

Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009 is now online! Have a visit with me and my hot water tank by watching "Lukewarm" at:www.cybersalt.org/3adq Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

30 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

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Lukewarm - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009

A lukewarm hot water tank leads Pastor Tim into thoughts of Revelation 3:14-16. ... read more..

30 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3268

Whispering in Church

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. S... read more..

30 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Grandpa's Prayers

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip... read more..

30 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1391

"A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time."- Anne Taylor Fleming read more..

30 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3381

Cat Obsession

He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore." She cried, "You're kicking meeeowt?"... read more..

30 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2310

One-liner #0943

I bet the NSA's nickname for my mom is 'all caps in Florida'. read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4098

Weight For Help

Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Pleas... read more..

29 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 29, 2013

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Car Fly" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aw8 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

29 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Car Fly

I believe I can fly! ... read more..

29 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2011

Long Marriages

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what... read more..

29 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1961

One-liner #0942

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.... read more..

29 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5873

Narcissism

Narcissists are people filled with self-pretty. read more..

29 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1390

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Popping Ears

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were po... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4773

Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave hi... read more..