Monthly Archive

October 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 128 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - November 1, 2013

Happy November everyone! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Wedding Legs" at:www.cybersalt.org/3xky Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Legs

Fortunately for Angela, Greg was not a legs man. ... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1393

"Neither the hair shirt nor the soft berth will do. The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet." - Frederick Buechner read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Polygraph Test

  Want to know if your parrot is lying? Give it a polygraph test.   read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0945

I don't have time to discuss all the lies in your name, jellyfishes. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Three Escape

Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 31, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Stubbornness!" at:www.cybersalt.org/3afw Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Stubbornness!

At least they're consistent! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Growing Up Speaking English

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1392

Beware of half truths . . . you may get the wrong half. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gym Problems

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0944

One day I'll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Eye Test Chart

When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ. "Can you read that?" the doctor as... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 30, 2013

Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009 is now online!  Have a visit with me and my hot water tank by watching "Lukewarm" at:www.cybersalt.org/3adq Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Lukewarm - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009

A lukewarm hot water tank leads Pastor Tim into thoughts of Revelation 3:14-16. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Grandpa's Prayers

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1391

"A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time."- Anne Taylor Fleming read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cat Obsession

He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore." She cried, "You're kicking meeeowt?"... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0943

I bet the NSA's nickname for my mom is 'all caps in Florida'. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Weight For Help

Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Pleas... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 29, 2013

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Car Fly" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aw8 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
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Car Fly

I believe I can fly! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Long Marriages

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0942

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Narcissism

Narcissists are people filled with self-pretty. read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1390

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, read more..

Clean Jokes
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Popping Ears

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were po... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave hi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 28, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Horse Boat" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aa9 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
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Horse Boat

Some in the community were questioning brother Jakob's commitment. ... read more..

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