January 2012 - Monthly Archive

31 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1879

North Americans, Character, Hypocrisy

*North Americans* We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. We demand speed laws that wil read more..

31 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2630

General Store

"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." read more..

31 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1809

One-liner #0820

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4612

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

*How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-ou read more..

31 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1636

Quote #1269

"For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction - plus a social media overreaction." read more..

30 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1395

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2012

A big thank-you to everyone who have missed my mailings the last 10 days or so. I've been totally swamped with things at church. It always gets super busy when it's time to prepare f... read more..

30 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2876

People are Awesome

I agree with the title of this video - except where one person is being dumb. (I'll leave it up to you to guess which one.) Otherwise, yes these people are awesome! ... read more..

30 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3064

Giving Credit Where Credit is Due

I am rather old-fashioned in some areas of my life, which I do not intend to upgrade to current standards. I do not believe in changing something unless it really needs to be changed. A crazy phobia i... read more..

30 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

15095

Tigers

Why does a tiger have stripes? So he won't be spotted.... read more..

30 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2158

Troublemakers

After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Bap... read more..

30 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1522

Quote #1268

"LISTEN: When you rearrange the letters you get: SILENT" read more..

30 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4223

Bachelor's Cat

A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brother's care. As soon as he arrived in England he ca... read more..

29 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1097

God's Salvation Promise

When you are experiencing doubts and fear about the purpose of your life, remember God's salvation promise. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120129.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

25 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1519

A Promotional Message

Here is something I have been thinking of mentioning for a while but wasn't sure if it was tacky or not. Today I've decided: it's my blog! Who cares if it's tacky! I am gonna tell all of y'all how to read more..

22 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1838

One-liner #0819

Piñata Store: "You buy it, you break it."... read more..

22 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1476

Seeker or Sought?

I really enjoyed the sermon I heard this morning and thought I would share some thoughts from it. For the second week in a row, the text was about Jesus calling his first disciples - last week was Jo read more..

22 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1102

Working To Stay Free

After receiving the gift of salvation and being set free by God, we need to work to stay free. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120122.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120122.m... read more..

22 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1499

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with 4 weeks worth or service and message recordings. You'll find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcas... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4952

Paid For

My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payment... read more..

22 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2084

Mistakes

If an engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture! If a scientist makes a mistake,It is a new invention! If an explorer makes a mistake,It's a new discovery! If a driver makes a mistake,It is an read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3718

Do Not Talk To My Parrot

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave t... read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1724

One-liner #0818

" I was going to go to the Outdoor Wilderness Survival Show, but not in this weather!" read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1436

Quote #1267

"For some, it is easier emotionally to stop believing in God than to accept the existence of whatever evil has raped their life."- Pastor Tim Davis read more..

21 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1458

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2012

OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site. They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the next while I've got a Google t-shirt coming my way. There... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3879

Country Puddle

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to... read more..

20 Jan

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9260

Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . . ... read more..

20 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2292

Quote #1266

"The bonds of matrimony are a good investment when the interest is kept up." read more..

20 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1783

One-liner #0817

My wife complains that I over-analyze everything but these graphs & charts show that I don't.... read more..

19 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2213

Hurts and Blessings

Thanks to my online colleague, Pastor Kevin Martineau, for sharing this story on his excellent blog at www.kevinmartineau.ca Check out is page, he as lots of great stuff. -----------------... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3295

Duck vs. Elephant

Duck vs Elephant: You can't get down off an elephant.... read more..