August 2011 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3587

Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1475

Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2338

Life is Like a Donut

"Life is like a doughnut... you're either in the dough or in the hole." read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2025

One-liner #0707

"A healthy adult male consumes each year one-and-one-half times his own weight in other people's patience." read more..

31 Aug

Videos

Pastor Tim

4868

A Little Help From a Friend

Sometimes we just need a little help from our friends - or to give them a little help. ... read more..

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3699

Big Rig School Bus Jump

From the same speedway that brought you a school bus jumping over a line of cars, here is a big rig jumping into a school bus! ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8429

Eat Mor Chikin

Who said cows are dumb? ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

22057

Horse Swim

"Desert Dude" was definitely not a mudder. read more..

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

19102

Grocery Cart Barbecue Grill

Free barbecue grill at your local grocery store - while supplies last! ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13963

Barber Play

Just say "No!" when your brother asks if you want to play barber shop. ... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8904

Benetton Formula One Speeding Ticket

No signals, no brake lights, 220 in a 40 zone; oh yeah, this ticket is going to cost you. ... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1725

One-liner #0706

"Today's helpful tip: Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard." read more..

29 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1880

One-liner #0705

"I hate people who speak for other people, and so do you." read more..

29 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2131

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

28 Aug

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1129

Wake Up People, We're on the Winning Team

John Reaume reminds us that followers of Jesus are on the winning team and that we should bend our knee in worship, service, and allegiance to Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110828.mp3... read more..

27 Aug

Davis Family News

Pastor Tim

3429

Congratulations Clayton and Rebecca

Congratulations to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Rebecca Davis. Clayton and Rebecca were married today at St. Mary's Anglican Church in Nanoose, British Columbia.... read more..

26 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1634

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2011

The invasion has happened! The extended Davis family has come from afar and invaded Cybersalt World Headquarters for this weekend's celebration of Clayton and Rebecca's wedding. To accommodate e... read more..

25 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1814

One-liner #0704

"Compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted." read more..

25 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1950

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..

25 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1564

Quote #1158

"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anyone." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

25 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2250

Autobiography

"An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence." read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7542

Dog House Rules Progression

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the ho read more..

25 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7409

Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please! ... read more..

25 Aug

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6153

Adam's Childhood

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

25 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6542

Train Bring a Friend 2

"Bring-a-Friend Sunday" was more popular than ever at Pastor Tim's Church. read more..

25 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5756

Car Club - Not!

Who needs the club? ... read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1573

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2011

Riddle me this Batman! OK, Batman is not a subscriber of the Cybersalt Digest so let's leave him out. But Tuesday's riddle does have a number of you stumped so here is the answer (with congratulatio... read more..

25 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12556

The Nuns of Gavarone

The Nuns of Gavarone ... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2060

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Karen said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every ma... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3714

More Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. * Lerman's Law of Techno read more..